[PSL] Closed - tfln meme

[silverstorm]

You've destroyed half a wall on my favourite sweets shop.
I hope whatever you were hunting is dead and buried, or is soon going to become ashes.

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[septieme]

I'm very sorry about that. We can't all have the good fortune of having docile and polite targets. 😔

[septieme]

Me too, thank you! 💖🙏 Ashes would be great, less cleanup work to worry about.

1/2 I don't know how to do emojiis on these XD

[silverstorm]

Have you tried asking it to stand still and get stabbed? You know, politely?

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[silverstorm]

Replacement sweets shop found three streets to the east. Their turnovers are a little too powdery, but they have decent drinks.

[septieme]

I tried, but something nearby set it off and put it in a terribly unsociable mood. It was almost a bomb of some sort, I wonder who left it there? Whoever it was, I think I'm entitled to send them a letter of complaint.

[septieme]

Is that an endorsement, or a passing remark? 🤔

[silverstorm]

The bomb was from our office. I've *gently* reminded them of office policies on explosives located in civilian areas, but if you do have a letter of complaint written up, I am sure this would help them realize their mistake.

[silverstorm]

Endorsement for their drinks.
I make better sweets than they do. 🍰

[silverstorm]

I'm open to new suggestion for shops in the area though. The Bitten Biscuit will be missed.

[septieme]

I think I may be able to make some room in my very busy schedule for that. Would you be so kind as to provide the address, just for me to make sure? 😊

[he should give it if he wants his office's explosive supplies go suddenly missing. mmmaybe.]

[septieme]

Then you are either bragging or that place isn't very good, and I have no opinion on either possibility. Sweets shops are still important for the daily lives of the people who need a little pick-me-up here and there, so they really should be off-limits regardless of rating 🙅‍♀️

[silverstorm]

[You wound Cadeyrn? You wound him with your callous words? Shame on you! Shame on you for a thousand years!]

Excuse you?😡
Seeing as you do not know (and all the more shameful that you don't 😒), I am an Excellent baker, and have sent you post-haste a few samples that have been left at the church. I suggest you get to them fast before anyone else gets peckish.

(It's the Sweets Shoppe just a couple of blocks down. You can't miss it. And now you'll be able to run a proper, unbiased comparison, thank you 🧁)

[septieme]

Eh? I appreciate the sentiment, but you are aware that any sort of goods the church receives up front are treated as donation? 🛐 I don't have any reason to doubt your claim, M. Baker-Mage, but this is rather roundabout...

Cadeyrn, your tsundere is showing.

[silverstorm]

I cannot believe I'm going to have to threaten you with sweets. I thought we at least were on the same page on that front. Shame on you, I'll have to make an entire new batch just for you.

Any requests?

👀

[septieme]

That sweets are important and the lifeblood of the people's souls? Yes, but it's not like they're a finite resource of great and precious scarcity. That the well-off and lesser fortunate can all partake is part of their universal appeal, so please just think of this case as an act of selfless kindness, and not some strange bid to prove yourself. The Church thanks you for your generous donation~ 🙏🍰
And you're the one offering, mister, so I couldn't possibly impose any further.