[You wound Cadeyrn? You wound him with your callous words? Shame on you! Shame on you for a thousand years!]

Excuse you?😡
Seeing as you do not know (and all the more shameful that you don't 😒), I am an Excellent baker, and have sent you post-haste a few samples that have been left at the church. I suggest you get to them fast before anyone else gets peckish.

(It's the Sweets Shoppe just a couple of blocks down. You can't miss it. And now you'll be able to run a proper, unbiased comparison, thank you 🧁)